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At minute 1:05 Catherine Zeta-Jones sings along to Meredith Brooks’ “Bitch” in her minivan like it’s 1997.
I now understand why this went straight to DVD.
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Notes"Pot growers Ben and Chon face off against the Mexican drug cartel who kidnapped their shared girlfriend." -
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Notes"Movie Review: The Vow Lacks Chemistry"from Vulture
I am SHOCKED.
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Notes"While [Viola] Davis has been nominated for an Academy Award before, it’s unlikely that another opportunity will come along for her to give a lead performance in a box office blockbuster as big as The Help, and Oscar voters will seize their chance to reward her for it."from Vulture
That quote sums up about 90% of what’s wrong with Hollywood.
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Two CIA agents fight over the same woman…
In this poster, the guns symbolize their penii, because of course.
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Haaaahahahaaahaheeeehehehe. Oh sorry, I’m still laughing at the terrible CGI that turned beefy Chris Evans into a skinny, sickly dude. At certain points, his face looked like a triangle.
And can someone explain to me why a two-hour exposition fest for the new Avengers would waste such wonderful actors as Stanley Tucci, Tommy Lee Jones, and Hugo Weaving? Enough with that nonsense.
If I had to create a run-on sentence that encapsulated this movie…well, here it comes: Small, asthmatic boy who possibly lost a brother in WWII dreams of serving his country so he lies a lot and then gets stuck with needles until he’s a bohunk who can run real fast and beat people up but only bad guys because he represents America ya see and America would never want to be a bully and oh look at the pretty lady I bet that won’t last too bad about your best friend dying but at least you killed the bad guy and oh no you just made the ultimate sacrifice to give up true love and get frozen for many years so that you can be unfrozen in time for May 2011 Avengers forever. Word.
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Notes"Eighteen years after the sudden death of actor River Phoenix, Dutch director George Sluizer says he will finish Dark Blood, the 1993 drama that Phoenix was shooting when he died of a heart attack on Halloween night outside the Viper Room in Los Angeles."Sluizer has kept in touch with the Phoenix family. Hopefully, he’ll respect their wishes on whether or not the movie should be released.
ETA: I should say, since it sounds like he IS trying to release it, that it would be nice if he really has taken the family’s wishes into consideration.
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"Pink Joins Mark Ruffalo–Gwyneth Paltrow Sex Movie"
from Vulture
My brain just exploded.
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Notes"Russell Brand, Julianne Hough to Star in Diablo Cody’s Directorial Debut"The movie is about a “a young conservative religious woman (Hough) who loses her faith after a plane crash, decides to go to Las Vegas to live the life of a sinner, and on her journey finds her way back to her faith. Brand plays her unlikely companion who helps her find herself.”
I’m just gonna leave that here and back away slowly.
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Notes"The Expendables 2 Confirms Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis"from MovieWeb
But does not confirm why the frak there’s going to be a sequel to The Expendables.
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“Petal” dress by Charles James, 1951 US, the Met Museum
Positively GORGEOUS and needs to be recreated on my body!
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“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.”— Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson (via ronworkman)
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“Saying you’re “a writer” because you 1- enjoy writing and 2- think you’re pretty neat makes you no more a writer than going to a clurb and gyrating...”
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